jerk aura
Through my social experiences, I theorise that jerks have an aura. This aura can be strong, overt, hidden, pathetic, all manner of things. But they smell of jerk. I hear that many women create inner jerk-dars for jerk detection. I think I have developed at least ranks in Sense Jerk. Maybe not the supernatural power.
Some jerks don't believe they are jerks.
Some jerks are so overt, their jerk aura perverts others. Sometimes even to the point the jerkness sticks and spreads further.
I have thus determined that attractive (to me) people become a lot less attractive within 30ft of a jerk with an overt jerk aura.
Want to attract that nice, kind, generous, rich, cute geek guy?
Keep a LONG way away from those sexy jerks. I know it's hard, but you must to keep the human race evolving.
Some jerks don't believe they are jerks.
Some jerks are so overt, their jerk aura perverts others. Sometimes even to the point the jerkness sticks and spreads further.
I have thus determined that attractive (to me) people become a lot less attractive within 30ft of a jerk with an overt jerk aura.
Want to attract that nice, kind, generous, rich, cute geek guy?
Keep a LONG way away from those sexy jerks. I know it's hard, but you must to keep the human race evolving.
posted by eolh at
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